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Cylinder bottle with spray pump that contains Zum Bum bidet in a bottle and has a small hangtag.

Bidet in a Bottle

Zum Bum

size:

4.0 oz

one time price:

$9.50

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A very subtle and refreshing aroma.

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Need to unfrump your rump? Zum Bum is the bidet in a bottle. Splash a dash on some t.p. and wipe those unfreshies away with this untainted product of witch hazel and essential oils. It's a breath of fresh derriere!

hamamelis virginiana (witch hazel) water, alcohol, fragrance (essential oils), glycerin
Spray on toilet paper for that squeaky clean feeling. Zummer Tip: always bring a bottle of Zum Bum with you when traveling...let's be honest, we've all been there.

Simply the good stuff: Zum is never made WITH

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Witch Hazel

Witch Hazel

Power player that's soothing on skin.
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Overall rating: 4.3636365 / 5 from 33 reviews.

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Review topics: ["feeling"].

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Reviews

This was a try to see.

"We have bidets, so I though hey I'll give it a squirt or two! I take baby wipes on all of our trips, and out and about, to keep fresh and clean. Going to try it."

— Jennifer P. (5/5)

Smells good

"So easy to use, and I no longer buy wipes that shouldn't be flushed. This is such a better product."

— Lisa W. (5/5)

An over great smelling experience

"I am a low paid teacher but when I use my Zum I feel I am rich and beautiful. Thank you Zum . I am happy with my whole purchase. 🥰"

— Dee G. (5/5)

Light, clean feeling.

"Light, clean feeling."

— Cristina A. (4/5)

I could take it or leave it!

"I thought it was a great idea! But I don't really care for it like I do the other products."

— Vanessa M. (1/5)

Gret untell it wasn't

"I usually love zume but my last bottle of zum frankensence and myr was just off ive had it before no problem but this particular bottle was just off I threw it out. . before that id buy your stuff quite regularly"

— Ryan C. (1/5)

On the flip side

"Not sure about this yet, but I like the idea and innovation."

— Katy M. (5/5)

My order never arrived.

"I never received this order"

— Martha B. (1/5)

Love all Zum products 😍

"Love all Zum products 😍"

— Allyson R. (5/5)

Great spray!

"Love this produc!"

— Deborah R. (5/5)

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