What we Believe
- We believe in introverts and extroverts.
- We believe in good news.
- We believe that sure is Zum Bar of soap.
- We believe Egyptian whorehouses smell really good.
- We believe in farmers markets and mass markets.
- We believe farts are funny.
- We believe in herbivores, carnivores and omnivores, vegetarians and vagitarians, vegans, pescatarians, lacto or ovo.
- We believe Andrés Rum Balls take the edge off.
- We believe in Frank & Myrrh and Frank from Shameless.
- We believe in the breakfast of champions.
- We believe in roots, boots, and toots.
- We believe in plants and birds and rocks and things.
- We believe in her Pink Cadillac.
- We believe in boobs and bitches.
- We believe in wine on Fridays.
- We believe in couches in the masturbatorium.
- We believe the best bar in KC is the Zum Bar.
- We believe in crackbread and brie.
- We believe the bath time is built for two.
- We believe Tara is like MacGyver in the kitchen.
- We believe in warm cookies at 3 pm!
- We believe in the “nooner”.
- We believe some of the cleanest people have the dirtiest minds.
- We believe in flipping your pillow to the cool side.
- We believe in bed head, buns, and beach waves.
- We believe in being (fashionably) late for very important dates.
- We believe in goats and their kids.
- We believe we’re all happy here.
- We believe in boots and Zum Bum before meetings.
- We believe drinks should come with appetizers.
- We believe you can’t just have one margarita.
- We believe in double the squeeze.
- We believe creating the perfect Spotify playlist is an art.
- We believe in the vibrational energies of essential oils.
- We believe in the power of plants.
- We believe in the power of Troy behind the wheel.
- We believe in extra lemon and extra zen.
- We believe in kind hearts, fierce minds, and brave spirits.
- We believe in extra scoops of cookie dough.
- We believe in handwritten thank you notes.
- We believe in indulging in daily deep whiffs of Zum.
- We believe in cranking up the volume during rush hour.
- We believe in rosé all day (and night).
- We believe in one more… always one more.
- We believe intoxicating smells equal victory bells.
- We believe the higher the heel, the more luxurious a Zum Tub bath will feel.
- We believe a hug a day keeps bad juju away.
- We believe in the loveliness of goats.
- We believe natural ingredients make skin less disobedient.
- We believe in good, good, good vibrations.
- We believe the louder the music, the better the soap.
- We believe the more dogs in a room, the better the party.
- We believe in rescue pooches and sloppy smooches.
- We believe if the shower’s a rockin’, you should come in.
- We believe in loving what you do and your co-workers too.
- We believe using Zum Bar Soap makes you really, really, really good looking.
- We believe dinner without wine is like a day without sunshine.
- We believe in that old-time rock n’ roll.