THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE "BIG DILL" LATER TODAY:
1. Do your best Michael Jackson impression while singing an Adele song.
2. Eat a pickle.
3. Practice nonchalant ways of picking a wedgie.
4. Organize your underwear drawer.
5. Reorganize all your significant other's drawers.
6. Go grocery shopping with your coat on backwards. If someone says something, reply with, "I'm just having a Monday."
7. See how long you can squeeze your butt cheeks together.
8. Watch a soap opera with your friends, but mute the T.V. Each of you pick a character and when your character speaks, make up what they're saying. It's much better than the real thing.
9. Check your email in a bit for some big news...