THINGS TO DO/PONDER WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE BIG THING HAPPENING TOMORROW:
1. Ironically, the song that knocked Bohemian Rhapsody off the UK top spot after a record-breaking nine weeks was Mamma Mia by ABBA. Guess mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia let me go.
2. Brian May has a PhD in astrophysics, Zorro does not.
3. Try AcroYoga and unpretzel yourself afterwards.
4. According to Freddie: Women are like modern paintings. You can’t enjoy them if you try to understand them.
5. Can you smoosh a Scaramouche?
6. Cleanse your aura and drink your adaptogens.
7. Brush your hair the wrong way then go get the mail.
8. Break free, dress in drag and clean your house.
9. If Bho Rhap was a Zum Bar, what would it smell like?