THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE BIG THING HAPPENING TOMORROW:

1. Decide which Golden Girl you are and why.

2. Learn to play the cowbell. We always need more cowbell!

3. Think of the weirdest place to leave a pumpkin, then do it.

4. Play hide and seek with your glasses.

5. Sit on your massaging bidet toilet.

6. Sing "Tomorrow" from the musical Annie. (But only if you're wearing a red, curly wig.)

7. Write "I'm the one who put the pickle in your backpack in fourth grade." on a piece of paper and mail it to a random address.

8. Do the Boot Scootin' Boogie to the mailbox and back. Make sure people see you or it isn't any fun.

9. Look up the history of aromatherapy.