THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE BIG THING HAPPENING TOMORROW:
1. Decide which Golden Girl you are and why.
2. Learn to play the cowbell. We always need more cowbell!
3. Think of the weirdest place to leave a pumpkin, then do it.
4. Play hide and seek with your glasses.
5. Sit on your massaging bidet toilet.
6. Sing "Tomorrow" from the musical Annie. (But only if you're wearing a red, curly wig.)
7. Write "I'm the one who put the pickle in your backpack in fourth grade." on a piece of paper and mail it to a random address.
8. Do the Boot Scootin' Boogie to the mailbox and back. Make sure people see you or it isn't any fun.
9. Look up the history of aromatherapy.