What we Believe

  • We believe in introverts and extroverts.
  • We believe in good news.
  • We believe that sure is Zum Bar of soap.
  • We believe Egyptian whorehouses smell really good.
  • We believe in farmers markets and mass markets.
  • We believe farts are funny.
  • We believe in herbivores, carnivores and omnivores, vegetarians and vagitarians, vegans, pescatarians, lacto or ovo.
  • We believe Andrés Rum Balls take the edge off.
  • We believe in Frank & Myrrh and Frank from Shameless.
  • We believe in the breakfast of champions.
  • We believe in roots, boots, and toots.
  • We believe in plants and birds and rocks and things.
  • We believe in her Pink Cadillac.
  • We believe in boobs and bitches.
  • We believe in wine on Fridays.
  • We believe in couches in the masturbatorium.
  • We believe the best bar in KC is the Zum Bar.
  • We believe in crackbread and brie.
  • We believe the bath time is built for two.
  • We believe Tara is like MacGyver in the kitchen.
  • We believe in warm cookies at 3 pm!
  • We believe in the “nooner”.
  • We believe some of the cleanest people have the dirtiest minds.
  • We believe in flipping your pillow to the cool side.
  • We believe in bed head, buns, and beach waves.
  • We believe in being (fashionably) late for very important dates.
  • We believe in goats and their kids.
  • We believe we’re all happy here.
  • We believe in boots and Zum Bum before meetings.
  • We believe drinks should come with appetizers.
  • We believe you can’t just have one margarita.
  • We believe in double the squeeze.
  • We believe creating the perfect Spotify playlist is an art.
  • We believe in the vibrational energies of essential oils.
  • We believe in the power of plants.
  • We believe in the power of Troy behind the wheel.
  • We believe in extra lemon and extra zen.
  • We believe in kind hearts, fierce minds, and brave spirits.
  • We believe in extra scoops of cookie dough.
  • We believe in handwritten thank you notes.
  • We believe in indulging in daily deep whiffs of Zum.
  • We believe in cranking up the volume during rush hour.
  • We believe in rosé all day (and night).
  • We believe in one more… always one more.
  • We believe intoxicating smells equal victory bells.
  • We believe the higher the heel, the more luxurious a Zum Tub bath will feel.
  • We believe a hug a day keeps bad juju away.
  • We believe in the loveliness of goats.
  • We believe natural ingredients make skin less disobedient.
  • We believe in good, good, good vibrations.
  • We believe the louder the music, the better the soap.
  • We believe the more dogs in a room, the better the party.
  • We believe in rescue pooches and sloppy smooches.
  • We believe if the shower’s a rockin’, you should come in.
  • We believe in loving what you do and your co-workers too.
  • We believe using Zum Bar Soap makes you really, really, really good looking.
  • We believe dinner without wine is like a day without sunshine.
  • We believe in that old-time rock n’ roll.