We Believe...

We believe in introverts and extroverts.

We believe in good news.

We believe that sure is Zum Bar of soap.

We believe Egyptian whorehouses smell really good

We believe in farmers markets and mass markets.

We believe farts are funny.

We believe in herbivores, carnivores and omnivores, vegetarians and vagitarians, vegans, pescatarians, lacto or ovo.

We believe Andrés Rum Balls take the edge off.

We believe in Frank & Myrrh and Frank from Shameless.

We believe in the breakfast of champions.

We believe in roots, boots, and toots.

We believe in plants and birds and rocks and things.

We believe in her Pink Cadillac.

We believe in boobs and bitches.

We believe in wine on Fridays.

We believe in couches in the masturbatorium.

We believe the best bar in KC is the Zum Bar.

We believe in crackbread and brie.

We believe the bath time is built for two.

We believe Tara is like MacGyver in the kitchen.

We believe in warm cookies at 3 pm!

We believe in the “nooner”.

We believe some of the cleanest people have the dirtiest minds.

We believe in flipping your pillow to the cool side.

We believe in bed head, buns, and beach waves.

We believe in being (fashionably) late for very important dates.

We believe in goats and their kids.

We believe we’re all happy here.

We believe in boots and Zum Bum before meetings.

We believe drinks should come with appetizers.

We believe you can’t just have one margarita.

We believe in double the squeeze.

We believe creating the perfect Spotify playlist is an art.

We believe in the vibrational energies of essential oils.

We believe in the power of plants.

We believe in the power of Troy behind the wheel.

We believe in extra lemon and extra zen.

We believe in kind hearts, fierce minds, and brave spirits.

We believe in extra scoops of cookie dough.

We believe in handwritten thank you notes.

We believe in indulging in daily deep whiffs of Zum.

We believe in cranking up the volume during rush hour.

We believe in rosé all day (and night).

We believe in one more… always one more.

We believe intoxicating smells equal victory bells.

We believe the higher the heel, the more luxurious a Zum Tub bath will feel.

We believe a hug a day keeps bad juju away.

We believe in the loveliness of goats.

We believe natural ingredients make skin less disobedient.

We believe in good, good, good vibrations.

We believe the louder the music, the better the soap.

We believe the more dogs in a room, the better the party.

We believe in rescue pooches and sloppy smooches.

We believe if the shower’s a rockin’, you should come in.

We believe in loving what you do and your co-workers too.

We believe using Zum Bar Soap makes you really, really, really good looking.

We believe dinner without wine is like a day without sunshine.

We believe in that old-time rock n’ roll.

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