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Almond
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Yummy showers do grow on trees with this sweet and nutty scent. |
| Role: |
Softens skin and rubs its sweetness off on ya'. |
| Quotable: |
"A trendy nut? Not me. I'm no Macadamia. I was a blue-collar seed, getting the job done with plenty of mixed-nut gigs. Zum Bar was my big break...my star's finally rising. Eat that, Peanut!" |
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Anise-Lavender
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Black licorice hooks up with chastely daughter of sweet and floral. |
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Anise melts away general soreness; Lavender puts in pore-clearing face time. |
| Quotable: |
A: "The collaboration seemed odd when my agent approached with the idea. I'm dark, mysterious. Lav has that scent-next-door/Kidman thing."
L: "In the long run, both our careers benefited...new audiences have exposed themselves to us." |
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Cinnamon
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Not your grandma's Cinnamon - sweet, warm and spicy, with a gentle aftertone. |
| Role: |
Goes straight to the nose and livens up the skin. (Not for sensitive skin.) |
| Quotable: |
"Everybody's always trying to get a rise outta me...like I'm gonna sock some paparazzi in the mouth cause I'm spicy. This Zum Bar thing has helped me mellow out while expanding my body of work. Still, though, I'm not for the sensitive type." |
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Citrus-Mint
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An uplifting swirl of tangy and keen both in sight and smell. |
| Role: |
Helps put oily, irritated skin in its place. |
| Quotable: |
M: "The whole weird taste of drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth... that was in the back of our minds."
C: "We felt the Zum Bar was an opportunity we couldn't pass up."
M: "And a chance for Citrus here to redeem himself for his canned air freshener work." |
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Clove-Mint
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Sweet, earthy and mellow with a refreshing and sharp wild streak. |
| Role: |
Clove and Spearmint soothe damaged and inflamed skin. |
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M: "Clove brings the warmth to the table, I bring the bite. Together, we're part laidback demeanor, part charismatic charmer - swimming together in a sea of glycerin and goat's milk."
C: "That's how we're being billed, anyway." |
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Frankincense & Myrrh
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Deep, sweet and woodsy - it actually smells of royalty. |
| Role: |
Takes on aging skin and stress. Good for meditative purposes. |
| Quotable: |
F: "Myrrh and I tried to make some comebacks after Gold upstaged us."
M: "We did car freshener work, even scratch and sniff stickers."
F: "Might as well have been on Hollywood Squares."
M: "Now we've made a comeback at Indigo Wild with our new catchphrase, Two out of three wise men agree." |
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Frankinfetti
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Scented in a "We Are The World" coalition of Frankincense, Myrrh, Sandalwood, Patchouli and other stars. |
| Role: |
A mini facelift, relaxing aging skin and all-around skin performance. |
| Quotable: |
Frank: "This many egos in one soap...not an easy task. Thank God for therapists. Really, though, the only sticking point was the paparazzi dragging Sandalwood's name through the mud during production...Scandalwood, I think they called him." |
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Geranium
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A pungent and very sweet floral bouquet, leaving you like a garden after a light rain (Ahh, how special). |
| Role: |
Puts your complexion in a good light...forever and ever and ever. |
| Quotable: |
"I had a hard time breaking in, I'll be honest. Some critics thought I was past my prime. They said I should stick to my gardening work. Well, I've obviously got some power to my flower and now those critics are kissing my roots." |
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Grapefruit
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Juicy and citrusy, with the pulp fragrance of freshly squeezed grapefruit. |
| Role: |
Gives bacteria and blahs the pink slip with astringent qualities and heavy mood-lifting. |
| Quotable: |
"I always felt like I was a bar trapped in a sphere's body. Indigo Wild coached me along. They said, ‘Grapefruit, you're more than just a pulpy mass - be true to yourself and naked people everywhere will love you!'" |
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Lavender
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A bouquet of fresh flowers delivered to you daily just because you woke up. |
| Role: |
Your face will love you for the delicate touch of Lavender. And doesn't that sound cute? |
| Quotable: |
"Some have said I'm the ‘soap next door' or that I have a ‘Kidman thing.' Yes, I'm pure as freshly fallen snow, but I'm not as innocent as some would believe. I've even thought about getting a tattoo - something discreet, of course." |
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Lavender-Mint
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Flowery and fresh. The best shower tandem since you and a friend. |
| Role: |
A sensitive and refreshing approach to stressed, irritated skin. |
| Quotable: |
L: "Mint and I have spent a lot of time together in the garden. It only makes sense we'd do shower scenes together. It's funny actually, when you click with another artist, you can almost hear it."
M: "That might have been the conditioner cap." |
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Lavender-Rosemary
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Light Lavender finds peace with a punch from Rosemary. |
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Lavender is good for damaged skin, while Rosemary opens your sinuses right up. |
| Quotable: |
L: "Everyone loves a good classic. So two classics, well..."
R: "...it only made sense for us to combine forces."
L: "And these days, old school is in."
R: "Yeah, old school is actually new school."
L: "Wait, does that mean new school is actually old school?"
R: "No, I think it means new school is actually the newer school."
L: "Oh, yes...of course." |
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Lemongrass
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Bright, fresh, tangy and herby. Open the shower door and let the sunshine in. |
| Role: |
The astringent qualities of Lemongrass make it great for oily skin. |
| Quotable: |
"Originally, there were some typecasting issues. People thought I was simply a combo of lemon and grass, but I'm an herb. My agent straightened things out. Now I'm even thinking of going by my true name, Cymbopogon citrates. Is that pretentious?" |
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Lime-Basil
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Mmmm...that's good. Smells like someone's making a shower with tangy overtones and spicy undertones. |
| Role: |
Lime is good for cleansing and refreshing greasy skin. Basil battles mental fatigue. |
| Quotable: |
L: "We were designed according to
an original European recipe."
B: "Despite that, we had a difficult time breaking in, being that we're from across the pond."
L: "We like to think of ourselves as part of the British Invasion."
B: "Like the Stones..."
L: "...the Who?"
B: "You know, the Stones! Jagger, Richards..."
L: "Basil, you're embarrassing yourself." |
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Mint
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Feel a breath of fresh air without brushing your teeth in the shower. (Brushing teeth in the shower is highly not recommended.) |
| Role: |
A refreshing approach to oily, tempermental skin. |
| Quotable: |
"Sure, I've been around, but I'm always reinventing myself. Toothpaste, chewing gum...my work with Julep kept me fresh. This project with Indigo Wild gave me a sort of retro appeal...like poodle skirts...what, poodle skirts aren't in? Somebody get my writer on the phone." |
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Oatmeal-Lavender
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Devour the most important shower of the day with a breakfast of lightly sweetened and florally festooned. |
| Role: |
Soothes inflamed, oily skin and exfoliates dry, flaky skin. |
| Quotable: |
L: "We're both pretty low-key artists."
O: "Well, Lav gets a lot of work, but she still seems to have a certain indy appeal. And me? I'm the ultimate character actor. I bring exfoliation to an already-talented cast." |
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Patchouli
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It's a return to the roots with a rich, herbaceous-earthy aroma. |
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Saving the world while saving face, Patchouli smoothes chapped and damaged skin. |
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"My rep took a hit after Cusack derided Patchouli in a certain movie which I won't name. I thought about bringing charges on slander. But I make lather, not war. I sent him a letter of reconciliation and a Patchouli Zum Bar, asking him to give a piece a chance." |
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Patchouli-Mint
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Thought you'd never smell the two in one place? Well, this scent of woodsy and fresh defy you. |
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Refreshes skin and energizes the pores from top to your bottom. |
| Quotable: |
P: "We originally found common ground in the wild. Now we've found common ground in the Indigo Wild."
M: "That was dumb...isn't there a protest going on somewhere? ‘Save the Dreadlocks' or something?"
P: "We still have some issues." |
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Patchouli-Orange
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Ah, earthy and citrusy go together like sunshine and rainbows. |
| Role: |
Uplifts and invigorates parched and damaged skin. |
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P: "It seemed like a natural fit. I am, after all, a tree hugger. Hugging a tree's fruit seemed like the next logical step."
O: "Of course, it wasn't all hugs at first. Early on, we had some disagreements on creative control." |
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Poppy-Pumice
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Subtle Sandalwood-Citrus plays a cameo, coloring this blend of dueling exfoliators. |
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Poppy Seeds and Pumice - blended for a bender of exfoliating and mollifying. |
| Quotable: |
Poppy: "I had a few marks against me because of my family connections. My bagel and dressing work seemed to help. Joining Pumice gave me a renewed sense of being."
Pumice: "What Poppy means is that our combined exfoliation power is unmatched."
Poppy: "I'm still working on my ego." |
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Rosemary
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Snap, crackle, pop, punch, camphoric! This scent is true to the herb - it's like cooking straight from the garden. |
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A rich pore cleanser, awakening the senses and the skin. |
| Quotable: |
"No one would touch me after Parsley, Sage, Thyme and I broke up. Garfunkel wouldn't even return my calls. I could've punched somebody...lot of pent up aggression. So, I decided to funnel my energy into my work. It paid off and I've even got some herb endorsements." |
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Rosemary-Mint
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When these two get together, the olfactories kick into overtime with smacks of kapow and refreshing. |
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Makes skin feel alive, opens sinuses and resets your mental fatigue button. |
| Quotable: |
R: "Some said this bar wasn't big enough for the both of us."
M: "So much OOMPH in approximately three ounces."
R: "Ugh, the tabloids were eating it...UP."
M: "Now we're practically inseparable, but we still find time for solo projects." |
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Sandalwood-Citrus
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Spicy, sweet and tangy - in a light and subtle package. |
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Multi-faceted for ultra-moisturizing and dry skin fighting. |
| Quotable: |
S: "We're tight now, but we had a difficult time at first. I was Maverick and Citrus was Iceman."
C: "Whoa! We discussed this - I'm Maverick, you're Iceman."
S: "Well, you're good but you're NOT flying alone."
C: "Didn't Iceman say that?" |
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Tea Tree-Citrus
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The scent doesn't fall far from either tree - fresh, warm, spicy and fruity. |
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Naturally camphoric, offering medicinal qualities without the medicinal smell. |
| Quotable: |
C: "I've always been fascinated by Tea Tree's story."
TT: "Thanks Citrus. Yes, I was raised as a shrub by Aborigines and gained popularity through my medicinal work."
C: "Tea Tree's reputation has brought much credibility to the project." |
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Ylang Ylang
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A child of the Philippines, the intensely sweet, exotic flower has an awakening sweet and spicy floral twist - with calming, euphoric and aphrodisiacal properties. |
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So nice, they named her twice - good for oily skin, general skin care and your mood. |
| Quotable: |
"For centuries my flower was spread on the beds of couples on their wedding nights. That's how I was discovered. After moving into mainstream work, many fans worried I'd forget where I came from - but I'm still Ylang Ylang from the block." |
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