(Not that there's anything wrong with having small bars.)

Zum Slab and Zum Brick

The bigger they are, the softer you fall. Zum Slabs and Zum Bricks are where Zum Bars come from. So get more bang for the wang. More cleaning for the preening. More moisturizing for the whatever rhymes with moisturizing. If you’re Zum Bar addicted, Bricks and Slabs will keep you hooked for the long run.