Our mojoful process is a soap operandi of chi-runs that always gives what it gets. Hey,
life is a cosmic wheel … and we reinvent our part of the wheel every chance we get. Why?
Cuz we believe in cause and effect, not cause and deflect. You know, what Zums around
comes around. Voodoo unto others as you would have them voodoo unto you. You popped
your water bed, now sleep in it. This is the basis for our untrademarked process – i.e. we
don't trade marks on the earth for our all-natural products. No way, no tao. There are too
many steps in our process to count, but we can count to four, so here they are:
blend it.
Our steps don't leave any footprints.
We handpick the most natural
skingredients without bouncing this
big blue ball we call earth. Our natural
ingredients are certifiable, and we
might be certifiably nuts for going
to such extremes (or for wearing our
underwear on the outside).
pour it.
We mix goat's milk, food grade olive,
coconut, palm and castor oils and 100%
pure essential oils using the cold-process
method. This maintains the integrity of
the ingredients. Saponification happens
and produces super-moisturizing glycerin
as a byproduct. Big soap companies
remove it and sell it for extra profit. Not
us. (It's called glycerin, not glycerout.)
swirl it.
After we've mixed together all
these goodies, we pour the
liquid ingredients together into a
wooden frame about the size of a
DJ mixing board. We then mix in
mineral pigments, herbs,
sea salts, coffee grounds and
more, create our signature
swirlies, and add our not-so-
secret secret ingredient of mojo.
cut it.
Finally, we make a Bhudda
call. We say ohm and bless
our Zum Bar mixture,
whisper supportive,
nurturing affirmations
and teach it to condition
skin unconditionally. After
a few days, it hardens into
a Zum Slab, which begets
Zum Bricks, which begets Zum
Bars – all of which you should
totally be getting.
