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Zum making made easy with the Super Duper Hands-On 5000.
We use two revolutionary contraptions during the Zum product-making process. They’re called hands. Come with us, as we explore the steps of our handmade processing plant.
A well-oiled aura is critical to ensuring quality control of juju. Lubricants include starting the day with a latte, rocking out in the shower (Zum Bar in hand), receiving doggie face-licks, etc.
If the hands of Tina, Gabby, Charley, Adam, Chris and others are not turned on properly and happily, our contraption will not be correctly calibrated for optimal juju infusion.
This process structure helps maintain juju at elevated levels throughout as we blend goat’s milk, soy wax , meadowfoam seed oil or jojoba oil, depending on the product at hand.
We follow this with 100% pure essential oils. Then we top it off with 100% pure essential oils. For good measure, we administer 100% pure essential oils.
While the product mellows, we practice the windmill, the centipede, head spins and the patented Indigo kickstand.
Her name is Barb. She is very impressive. Rumor has it, she is superhuman.
So there you go, no machines – although Barb is a bit of a machine. No robots – although Charley likes to do the robot. No conveyor belts – although Sally likes to wear funky belts. Anyhoo, hope you enjoyed the tour!
